men●dac●i●ty n.pl.
1. The tendency to be untruthful.
2. The tendency to pass yourself off as a boy even though you are clearly a underdeveloped teenage girl on a date with an overdeveloped 30 year old girl.
3. The tendency to pretend that you have breasts that will hold up a tube top -- that you are wearing, inexplicably -- in the dead of a Rochester winter.
4. The tendency to wear a bizzare & nappy hairstyle because you think you're hot only due to the fact that you hang out with strange and unattractive drama-people.

My favorite quotes of the night:
Monopoly Guy / 1930s-era bank teller: "Yeah they paint them directly on your body at the Playboy Mansion."
Cross-dresser: "Have you ever been there?"
Monopoly Guy: "No, I'm not a good enough painter."

14-year-old Boy / 20-year-old Girl: "Say, how old are you?"
Cross-dressing 19-year-old: "19, why."
Chubby girl dressed like it's 1998 again: "Oh, we had a bet going."
Cross-dresser: "What kind of bet."
Authentic girl, again: "Of how old you are."
Cross-dresser's date: "What'd you guess?"
Chubby's boyfriend: "19."
Cross-dresser: "Yeah people always think that I'm younger."
Captain Obvious: "It's okay people always mistake me for a 14-year-old boy."

Just guess: "He was getting pretty close to my tit."
Her 30-year-old lesbian date: "He's strange, stay away from him."

By the way, none of the above quotes were actually from the play.

... and in all fairness I want to say that I actually enjoyed the play and the entire experience. The actors were great -- the weirdo's in the crowd were even better (including the Michele Wade look-alike that sat directly in front of me). Good times.